Thursday, October 25, 2007

How do you go back to Teenland?


I accidentally landed on a teen-blog today... That happens. The welcome music of her blog (of course that was a her) was "Don t want you back"...yeah the song from the Backstreet Boys.

What she was writing was just sooooo boring i got jealous. I don't pretend that what i write is interesting and I am aware that not only totally crucial information for the planet is featured here; but i felt like i wanted to come back to this blessed age of 14 when all the problems you have are:

1/ skin problems
2/ "mom and dad don t want to buy me a scooter" problems...a**holes.
3/ Explaining to your mother what is stylish. Yeah Mom, black nailpolish is very beautiful. Yeah, even if i have some all over my fingers.
4/ does Mathieu know how to french kiss?
5/ saving enough money to buy some secret make-up. Make-up that of course you don't know how to put on properly, and you re mother is not gonna miss the opportunity to mention it...”I hate her”!
6/Jen and Marc just broke up again, because Jen kissed Alex who was dating Marie... So in the end, Marc is free again...
7/ "This Math teacher is such an a**hole" problems.
8/ Making your mom accept that you slept over to your best -female!!!- friend place
9/ Oh my god i had a beer at a bday party. yeah i am so cool.
10/ trying to smoke a cigarette behind a tree.

So a lot of “I am misunderstood”. that s basically a teenager life... must feel good not to have any real things to deal with, only grown ups being a**holes because smart.

...when the decisions you take are so not important, you can 't really mess it up, ...when it does not really hurt to break up (well of course you cry a lot, but a day later it is over because you are soooo in love with some random guy you don't know, possibly older than you and way cooler than all those a**holes in your class that are so immature, etc)... ...when you can listen to Boyzone, Backstreet Boys or others because it really touches you (now I’m way to sarcastic) ...when you can go home and just be bitchy with your parents whereas they do all they can for you (when you re a grown up you can do that too but then you have this annoying guilt feeling ...),
...when you still have all your illusions about the world and think that the nice people always win, that it is being honest you ll make it, etc (though i m still 14 for that)
...when it is fun to play "telephone secret" to find out who is your secret admirer
...when you come back from school and just stay watching TV until your mum call you to set up the table
...when you consider that going to bed at midnight is late ...when some movies are still forbidden for you
Well too late for me. I m over aged, I m allowed to buy cigarettes, alcohol, i have my driving license and if I take a stupid decision I will be the one that has to pay for it. I live in a new era where Britney lost hair and virginity. Welcome in grown up world...Happily I can listen to Take That to remind me of the good old times.

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